Beer Pong Prophets: The Rules

Rule 1: 1 - The Prophets must be at least 21 years old to participate.

Rule 2: 2 - The beer pong table must be precisely 22 inches wide and 54 inches long.

Rule 3: 3 - Players must wear a "Prophet's Helmet" at all times while playing.

Rule 4: 4 - The Prophets must perform a 10-second ritual dance before each game.

Rule 5: 5 - The winner of each game must shout "Hallelujah!" three times.

Rule 6: 6 - The Prophets must maintain a minimum of 3 inches of hair length at all times.

Read Rule 7: The Quest for the Perfect Shot Read Rule 8: The Consequences of Losing